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Top 10 Modern Human Addictions

10 : Laziness

“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” — Ronald Reagan

9 : Sitting down


“There must be more to life than sitting wondering if there is more to life” — Unknown

8 : Getting one’s own way


“It’s MY way or the highway!” — Bill Parcells, Dallas Cowboys

7 : Trivia


“Summoned, one shuffles guiltily into the department of trivia.” — John Sutherland

6 : Amusement/Escapism


“Technology… the knack of so arranging the world that we don’t have to experience it.” — Max Frisch

5 : Idolization


“Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.” — Albert Einstein

4 : Sex


“The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.” — Casey Stengel

3 : Cool


“The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.” — William McFee

2 : Technology


“Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology” — John Tudor

1 : Being Right


“Deep down, beneath all our insecurities, beneath all our hopes for and beliefs in equality, each of us believes we’re better than anyone else.” — Audrey Beth Stein

Bonus : The Internet


“In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.” — Robert A. Heinlein

ARTICLE FROM link : http://listverse.com/2009/10/15/top-10-modern-human-addictions/

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